FARAH IS BACK!!!!

1. Farah : Go and water the plant.
    Servant : Its already raining.
    Farah : So what? Take an umbrella and go.

2. Farah found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
    What will come first,chicken or egg?
    O Yaar, whatever you order first,will come first.

3. A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing accept          one,Farah.She wrote "DUE TO RAIN,NO MATCH"

4. Postman : I have too come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.
    Farah : Why did u come so far. You should have posted it.

5. Farah and her husband filed an application for discover.
   Judge asked : How'll you divide your kids,you've 3 childrens?
   Farah replied : ok! we'll apply for them NEXT YEAR!